Satire From The Hudson Valley Vindicator

Kingstonian Developers Tout Public Benefit of Two Restrooms

Kingston’s Democratic Committee on Wednesday took aim at the divisions in Republican leadership over President Donald Trump’s proposed $1.75 billion redo of the FBI building in Washington D.C.

“What losers,” scoffed Mayor Steve Noble. “Mitch McConnell didn’t even know it was in the bill. Obviously he’s got no conflict of interest.”

“We’re proud of our self-dealing,” boasted Alderman Don Tallerman, who had a word of advice for the president. “Next time, make Mitch an investor. And add two bathrooms outside your hotel. Gosh, think of the public benefit.”

Added Alderman Tony Davis: “Here in Kingston, we really know how to put on a shit show.”